The Sneeze That Wouldn’t Please

I felt it coming, a tickle so strong,
In my nose it danced, where it didn’t belong.
I tried to stop it, I really did try,
But the sneeze had plans to reach the sky!

“AH-CHOO!” It was loud, it was proud, it was free,
It blew off my hat and startled a bee.
My homework went flying, my dog ran away,
The flowers all ducked, having a bad day.

That sneeze had power, it turned on the shower,
It flipped pancakes high, made the tall trees cower.
It blew out birthday candles down the street,
And made the mailman dance to a funky beat.

Now I’m known as “The Kid with the Super Sneeze,”
Folks run when I sniffle, begging “Don’t, please!”
But I can’t help wondering, with a sly little grin,
What chaos I’ll cause when the next sneeze begins!